Those French plumbers...
So I was sleeping in today (got to love 7th week off) and around noon I'm awoken by tapping on the door.
"Oui?" I said, sitting up, thinking it was someone coming to ask me to lunch. But before I could get out of bed, I hear a key in the lock and the door swings open. In walks a man in a white lab coat carying what looks like...a giant syringe. My first thought is that there having some sort of manditory vaccination against bird flu, and I just missed the memmo. For those of you who don't know, I hate getting shots. So he walks in, sort of looks at me and says "Bonjour, n'inquiet pas"....Don't worry? How am I not supposed to worry? There's some mad scientist about to inject me with a needle the size of the Eiffel Tour! (France Reference: 10 pts.) But then he just walks over and starts caulking my sink. After about 30 seconds and 3 squirts later, he turns, says "Bonjounee" and leaves. I'm not sure how often they do this, but at least I won't be getting any leaks behind my sink...or a giant shot in my arm!
"Oui?" I said, sitting up, thinking it was someone coming to ask me to lunch. But before I could get out of bed, I hear a key in the lock and the door swings open. In walks a man in a white lab coat carying what looks like...a giant syringe. My first thought is that there having some sort of manditory vaccination against bird flu, and I just missed the memmo. For those of you who don't know, I hate getting shots. So he walks in, sort of looks at me and says "Bonjour, n'inquiet pas"....Don't worry? How am I not supposed to worry? There's some mad scientist about to inject me with a needle the size of the Eiffel Tour! (France Reference: 10 pts.) But then he just walks over and starts caulking my sink. After about 30 seconds and 3 squirts later, he turns, says "Bonjounee" and leaves. I'm not sure how often they do this, but at least I won't be getting any leaks behind my sink...or a giant shot in my arm!

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